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Provide Me with Sweets

Tue Nov 17, 2009, 7:06 PM
(i know i've posted this before, but just re-read it.)
My sister sent this uber long ago. Its still funny...to me anyway.^^;

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth
and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other!!

>> >DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>> >
>> >SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>> >
>> >SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>> >
>> >ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>> >
>> >SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>> >
>> >SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>> >
>> >ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>> >
>> >SAFER: What did I do wrong?
>> >
>> >SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>> >
>> >ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>> >
>> >SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>> >
>> >SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>> >
>> >ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>> >
>> >SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>> >
>> >SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>> >
>> >ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.



I know i talk about chocolate ...a LOT...^^; But i really mean it this time. Life pointed at me and laughed and said "pishhh, sucks to be you. I wouldn't be you even if you paid me!"
Therefore i have come to the conclusion that Life is male.-_-

  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: DBSK and whatever i like
  • Reading: Whatever i have time for...T_T
  • Playing: ...smart
  • Eating: ...i'm hungry...

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I'd like to say that I'm lovable, but I'm really honest and most people don't like that.

I knit while listening to Hard Rock. And I sing lullubyes while writing death seans.*^^*

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: where I am...
  • Interests: Writing, doodling, listening to music, reading...a lot.....
  • Favourite movie: Captian Blood, Moon Child, Oscar
  • Favourite band or musician: I have too many.
  • Favourite genre of music: Everything but the ones I don't like.
  • Favourite artist: Anyone I deem worthy
  • Favourite poet or writer: nope, but If I like it, I like it.
  • Favourite photographer: Worms...??
  • Favourite style of art: ...Oh gosh.....I gots a lot.....
  • Operating System: Worms...??
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: Worms...??
  • Wallpaper of choice: Crazy...?
  • Skin of choice: Worms...??
  • Favourite game: Apples to apples, Rage, Settlers of Catan
  • Favourite gaming platform: Crazy...?
  • Favourite cartoon character: I have far too many!!
  • Personal Quote: "Sending my love, as always."
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils....and erasers. lots and lots of erasers....

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GAH! I love that icon!:heart: What do you type in to get it???

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: iconspazhugplz : without the spaces. ^_^

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:iconkansas-spy:
Thanks!:heart:

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:iconceles87:
You're welcome. ^_^

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thanks so much for the fave :D :hug:

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